LOOKING IN THE METAL TAG ON THIS THING IS THE SAME THING AS ASKING A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH AND VARG VIKERNES WHO THEIR FAVORITE BAND IS AT THE SAME TIME
Sometimes even the least thirsty of us want to follow or friend someone just because they’re hot. No intention, not even a single percentage of a chance you will ever say a word to them. You just want to look at them occasionally and be all like, damn.
A co worker today asked me if Tom Brady played for the Red Sox. YOURE BRAZILIAN YOUR LEADER IS MARRIED TO HIM WHAT THE FUCK
I blame my superb athletic abilities and intelligence not being utilized on my height and low family income growing up. Not that it wasn’t possible, but that it was like, way more inconvenient